Monday, August 25, 2008

My my my...Once Bitten Twice Shy Baby..except not so much shy!

Well you might wonder how two 30 somethings might spend their day off together. A nice lunch, some great convo, maybe catch a great movie, or some real "grown up" activity. Not for Mariah and me! We like to go to Kohls. Seems reasonable, right?
Well here we are looking normal. Well...aside from taking a photo in the dressing room. One may want to cover their eyes for the next three photos...I DID WARN YOU!!!
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HOT!

SEXY!!!!

MAMAS!!!!

Okay, so you are probably wondering "what the heck"? Well, we stopped in Kohls for appropriate purposes. HOwever, when we came across these doozies, we had to try them on for old times sake. This would have been the perfect 9th grade dance dress 12ish years ago. Apparently, it is perfect again! UGH. Why are these in the Juniors department? Why are they in any department really? Either way, at our own expense and our modesty out the window, we had to try them on and document the hideousness. I'm proud to say the size 13 was slightly big on me, however, I still look like a stuffed sausage. But, I can live with that. I just wish I had my Aquanet in my purse! The cans would have matched the dresses! HA!

2 comments:

Meghan said...

you really just made my day!!!

The Mostess said...

You make that dress look good!!!